Doctor, I ”Accidentally“ Inserted a Thermometer Down There...
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A Urologist's Perspective on an Uncomfortable Topic
As a senior urologist at a top-tier hospital, I thought I'd seen it all. That was until I received these concerning messages:
"Doctor, I accidentally got a thermometer stuck in my bladder. What should I do?"
"I was experimenting alone with a silicone catheter, and now I'm experiencing blood in urine and pain. Help?"
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Understanding the Risks
Why Do People Seek This Type of Stimulation?
The urethra, like other intimate areas, contains sensitive nerve endings that can produce pleasure sensations. However, the risks far outweigh any potential gratification. The urethral membrane is incredibly delicate - even minor trauma can lead to:
- Severe infections
- Bleeding
- Chronic pain
- Need for surgical intervention
Real Cases from the ER
I've encountered numerous cases involving foreign objects, including:
- Foxtail grass dancing in the bladder
- A sewing needle requiring urgent removal
- A hairpin that formed bladder stones over several years
- Various other objects requiring surgical intervention
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Professional Advice
The best approach to intimate wellness is natural and safe. If you're experiencing urges to experiment dangerously:
- Seek professional counseling
- Communicate openly with your partner
- Use only properly designed and certified intimate products
- Focus on overall sexual health education
Prevention is Better Than Cure
The lack of proper sexual education often leads to dangerous experimentation. Instead of risking severe medical complications, focus on safe, natural ways to express your sexuality.
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As a urologist, my message is clear: some experiments aren't worth the risk. Stay safe, stay informed, and prioritize your health above momentary curiosity.
Dr. Queen is a senior urologist committed to promoting sexual health education and safety.
